February 2010
January 2010
This just broke my heart. :(
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My mother only had one eye. I hated her… she was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students and teachers to support the family. There was this one day during...
alannahace asked: dude .. i wanna steal ur tumblr theme .. XD
i found one theme.. kinda big and bulky tho .. watchu think ?
i found one theme.. kinda big and bulky tho .. watchu think ?
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Sorting Hat →
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Slytherin
Gryffindor
Slytherin
Hufflepuff
Gryffindor, why did I even take this?
Gryffindor
Hufflepuff…
Gryffindor…MY ASS
hufflepuff. lolwhat
Slytherin. OH YEA
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How was I Born?
Another uncle e-mail. I liked this one. Haha. (:
A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?” The father answers, “Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cybercafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother...
Anonymous asked: you have a crush???
Anonymous asked: Hey, guess who's this? (Hint:An old friend!! )
Krabby Patties
Lunch Table: *eating and talking*
Gabby: How much are Krabby Patties?
Gina and I: *burst into laughter*
Gabby: OH! I mean chicken patties.
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One of the many funny conversations we have had during lunch. A "you had to be there" moment.
Rats and Monsters
Lunch Table: *talking about animals/insects we don't like/want in this world*
Me: Actually, you can keep rats as pets.
Gina: No. Isn't that monsters?
Lunch Table: *bursts out into laughter*
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Another cafe conversation! She meant hamsters, not monsters. LOL Another "you had to be there" moment. (=
REBLOG IF you can't stand to hear your own voice...
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ew, i hate that !
AW YEAH, ANDREW GARCIA!
You’re gonna make it BIG. :D
Anonymous asked: If I was jumped off a bridge and into the ocean, would you jump in to save me?
“My heart’s a battleground.”
– My Sanctuary — Utada Hikaru (Kingdom Hearts II)
“Regardless of warnings, the future doesn’t scare me at all.”
– Simple and Clean — Utada Hikaru (Kingdom Hearts)
The Complete List of Words and Phrases Banished in...
Okay, so I’m reading articles for current events and I came across this tiny tidbit of an article: “The Complete List of Words and Phrases Banished in 2010.” They amused me, especially the last one. HA.
Source: Time Magazine (January 18, 2010 issue)
Shovel-ready
Transparent/Transparency
Czar
Tweet
App
Sexting
Friend, as a verb
Teachable Moment
In these economic...
lifeisomewhatbeautiful asked: No you didn't. LIAR!(:
& no we dont. ahaha
& no we dont. ahaha
Anonymous asked: You were close(; ahahaha
idgafmaureen asked: I got you famouss :D HAHA
Anonymous asked: Its okay, things happen(:
Anonymous asked: you got sash? suspeneded?
what? how/
what? how/
The Biscuit
Another one of those heartwarming e-mails that my uncle always sends me and the family. (:
This time, however, a different uncle sent it to me! Haha.
When I was a kid, my mom liked to make
breakfast food for dinner every now and then.
And I remember one night in particular
when she had made breakfast after a
long, hard day at work.
On that evening so long ago,
my mom placed a plate of...
Some Lady at Work
Customer: Are you Sheryl?
Me: *laughs* Oh no. I'm Melody. How do you know Sheryl?
Customer: Oh, she's Kevin's friend.
Me: Kevin Tandoc? And do I really look like Sheryl?
Customer: Yes, yes. And no, you're prettier.
Me: *laughs* Oh, thank you.
Customer: Don't tell her I said anything.
Me: Sure. It's okay, I won't tell her anything.
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Ahaha she was funny. And we started talking about school and stuff. (=
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OMG was this my mom? o___o
'cause she was there today and said she saw you!
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LOL that was your mom? I didn't even recognize her! I thought she was like your aunt or something but yeahh I think it was your mom!
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Oh mannn. Awkwarddd. lolllll
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I didn't even know it was your mom. She was just like "Are you sheryl?" Ahaha. She's funny (=
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lol thanks. Awkward parent moment thoughh =P
I wish it was just as easy to talk to strangers in...
Food Network is Back!
FINALLY.
Greatest pickup line? Or GREATEST pickup line?
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hdubs13:
You: Hey baby, can I buy you a drink? Her: Sorry, I have a boyfriend. You: Really? I have a goldfish. Her: What? You: Oh sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn’t matter. HAHAHA, shit was weaaaak.
AAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA .. nice. except if that really happened, biff would break his face on the spot.
Had to reblog.
Dang.
Top 10 brain damaging habits.
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1. No breakfast People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level. This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration. 2. Overeating It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power. 3. Smoking It causes multiple brain shrinkage and...
